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Mediocrity Reigns Supreme:

Jack Lexington

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The Surprisingly Hilarious Tale of King Blah

Once upon a time, in the kingdom of Mediocrity, there lived a king named King Blah. King Blah was known throughout the land for his exceptional ability to be completely average at everything. Whether it was giving speeches, playing sports, or even just sitting on his throne, King Blah never failed in his endeavour to be delightfully mediocre.

One day, as King Blah was gazing aimlessly out of his castle window, he received an urgent message from a neighbouring kingdom. It seemed that the Great Wizard of Hilarity had challenged him to a competition. The challenge was simple: whoever could make the other person laugh the hardest would be declared the funniest person in the land.

Now, the Great Wizard of Hilarity was known far and wide for his ability to bring joy and laughter to even the grumpiest of souls. He was a master of sarcasm, wit, and all things comedic. Naturally, everyone in the kingdom of Mediocrity assumed that King Blah was about to be embarrassed in the most hilarious way possible.

Word spread quickly throughout the kingdom, and soon enough, every subject was eagerly awaiting the showdown between King Blah and the Great Wizard of Hilarity. The castle courtyard was filled with citizens, all expecting to witness an epic battle of humour.

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