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Stupid Questions Answered: #1

Jack Lexington

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In this series, I will be searching for questions that are either nonsensical or downright insane. This could turn out two ways either I come off as a genius be that in Comedic or intelligence….Or I look like the mad scientist shouting about how we have to go back to 1986. Or how my bread is possessed by the ghost of a goldfish…So here we go. Get ready for the ramblings of an idiot.

The Question

Today the question is as follows:

Can a potato run for president and debate a carrot on the existential crisis of being a root vegetable?

The Answer

Wow, This one seems very deep and philosophical at first glance. It is only when you stop to think. It is a carrot and a potato having a debate. We have to ask certain questions. Would it work like a presidential debate? Or like a debate team? Would there be a moderator? How will it go? Maybe something like this…

Moderator: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Garlics and gingers, to tonight's highly anticipated debate! On one side, we have Mr. Potato, representing the humble and iconic potato. And on the other side, we have Mr. Carrot, advocating for the noble carrot. Tonight, they shall discuss the existential crisis of being a root vegetable. How will this go? Will Mr. Potato be roasted? Or will Mr. Carrot feel the crunch in this…

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